Ode to ugly guys like me

You never make it through they said

They're bound to choose another

You are a looser, always were

So I said: Thank you mother

But I am no contortionist

I can't joggle with a ball

I don't have a friendly pet

I've got no friends at all

Or I can do some magic

oh that much is cleared

For when I enter a crowded room

The girls just dissapeared